December 5, 2014

Top 10 Christmas Presents for Super Villains

Christmas Holiday funny top 10 listOnly a few shopping days left until Christmas so for those perennially hard to shop for super villains here are some gift ideas:

Top 10 Christmas Presents for the Super Villain on your list:

10 Kryptonite tie for Lex Luther

9  Freeze Ray  (Good for any villain)

8 A backup power supply for Brainiac

7 Four pairs of matching woollen mittens for Doc Ock

6 Karaoke kit for Silver Banshee

5 $50 gift card at “Minions R US” or “Hench-Mart” (Any)

4 The Big book of Sudoku (The Riddler)

3 A copy of The Empire Strikes Back Evil Edition on Blu-ray (any)

2 A copy of the book “How to Stop Monologuing and Start Winning”  (any)

And the number 1 present for the Super Villain on your list:

1 Don’t make him the #1 Joke on your Christmas Top 10 list (Merry Christmas Mr. Pointy Haired Boss!)

Happy Friday everyone!

November 27, 2014

Top 10 things I'd rather do than shop on Black Friday

Black Friday Shopping meme

OK so I know Black Friday is supposed to be a big deal and all but if I am going to fight crowds and stand in long lines for hours - then I better be getting an autograph from one of these people:

Top 10 things I would rather do than fight the crowds shopping on Black Friday

10. Go back to a 15" CRT monochrome monitor

9. Attend a Nickelback concert. ('cause everyone hates Nickelback right?)

8. Go without bacon for 24 hours.

7. Wear Spock ears to a Star Wars convention.

6. Sail around the world using Apple Maps

5. Get Stoned (in the biblical sense).

4. Cheer for the Boston Bruins.

2. Hear the Spoilers to Mocking Jay Part1 (lalalala I am not listening to you lalalala)

1. Provide tech support for Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss using Microsoft Bob

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