December 5, 2014

Top 10 Christmas Presents for Super Villains

Christmas Holiday funny top 10 listOnly a few shopping days left until Christmas so for those perennially hard to shop for super villains here are some gift ideas:

Top 10 Christmas Presents for the Super Villain on your list:


10 Kryptonite tie for Lex Luther

9  Freeze Ray  (Good for any villain)

8 A backup power supply for Brainiac

7 Four pairs of matching woollen mittens for Doc Ock

6 Karaoke kit for Silver Banshee

5 $50 gift card at “Minions R US” or “Hench-Mart” (Any)

4 The Big book of Sudoku (The Riddler)

3 A copy of The Empire Strikes Back Evil Edition on Blu-ray (any)

2 A copy of the book “How to Stop Monologuing and Start Winning”  (any)


And the number 1 present for the Super Villain on your list:

1 Don’t make him the #1 Joke on your Christmas Top 10 list (Merry Christmas Mr. Pointy Haired Boss!)


Happy Friday everyone!